Cute~ Why god made mothers

Tanya · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:46 pm

I got this from another group and thought it was adorable and wanted to share.

WHY GOD MADE MOMS>
>
> >>Leave it to kids to come up with the
answers.
>
>Why God Made Moms..
> >>
>Answers given by 2nd grade school
children to the following questions:
> >>
>Why did God make mothers?
>1. She's the only one who knows where
the scotch tape is.
>2. Mostly to clean the house.
>3. To help us out of there when we were
getting born.
> >>
>How did God make mothers?
>1. He used dirt, just like for the rest
of us.
>2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of
stirring.
>3. God made my Mom just the same like
he made me. He just used bigger
>parts.
> >>
>What ingredients are mothers made of?
>1. God makes mothers out of clouds and
angel hair and everything nice in
>the world and one dab of mean.
>2. They had to get their start from
men's bones. Then they mostly use
>string, I think.
> >>
>Why did God give you Your mother & not
some other mom?
>1. We're related.
>2. God knew she likes me a lot more
than other people's moms like me.
> >>
>What kind of little girl was your mom?
>1. My Mom has always been my Mom and
none of that other stuff.
>2. I don't know because I wasn't there,
but my guess would be pretty
>bossy.
>3 They say she used to be nice.
> >>
>What did Mom need to know about dad
before she married him?
>1 His last name.
>2. She had to know his background. Like
is he a crook? Does he get drunk
>on beer? Does he make at least $800 a
year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES
>to chores?
> >>
>Why did your Mom marry your dad?
>1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in
the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
>2. She got too old to do anything else
with him.
>3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have
her thinking cap on.
> >>
>Who's the boss at your house?
>1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she
has to because dad's such a goof
>ball.
>2. Mom. You can tell by room
inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
>3. I guess Mom is, but only because she
has a lot more to do than dad
> >>
>What's the difference between Moms &
dads?
>1. Moms work at work and work at home &
dads just go to work at work.
>2. Moms know how to talk to teachers
without scaring them.
>3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms
have all the real power 'cause
>that's who you got to ask ifyou want to
sleep over at your friend's.
>4. Moms have magic, they make you feel
better without medicine.
> >>
>What does your Mom do in her spare
time?
>1. Mothers don't do spare time.
>2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills
all day long.
> >>
>What would it take to make your Mom
perfect?
>1. On the inside she's already perfect.
Outside, I think some kind of
>plastic surgery.
>2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet,
maybe blue.
> >>
>If you could change one thing about
your Mom, what would it be?
>1. She has this weird thing about me
keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
>that.
>2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she
would know it was my sister who did
>it and not me.
>3. I would like for her to get rid of
those invisible eyes on the back of
>her head.

Tonya · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:51 pm

How cute is that!!!!! Thank you for the much needed smile!

Lynda · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:13 pm

Dear Tanya,
I love it!!!!!!! Thank you so much for sharing that with us.
I am made out of clouds and
angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean.
LOL :lol:

Hugs,
Lynda

Tanya · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:19 pm

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet,
maybe blue. > >>
Loved this one as well!

Then again I loved them all!

Barbara · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:05 pm

Tanya,
I loved it!! I like "I'd like for her to get rid of those inviisible eyes in the back of her head"
just to cute.Thanks for sharing that.
Hugs,
Barbara

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