How cute is that!!!!! Thank you for the much needed smile!
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| Author: | Tanya [ Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:46 pm ] |
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I got this from another group and thought it was adorable and wanted to share. WHY GOD MADE MOMS> > > >>Leave it to kids to come up with the answers. > >Why God Made Moms.. > >> >Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: > >> >Why did God make mothers? >1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. >2. Mostly to clean the house. >3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. > >> >How did God make mothers? >1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. >2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. >3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger >parts. > >> >What ingredients are mothers made of? >1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in >the world and one dab of mean. >2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use >string, I think. > >> >Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom? >1. We're related. >2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. > >> >What kind of little girl was your mom? >1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff. >2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty >bossy. >3 They say she used to be nice. > >> >What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? >1 His last name. >2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk >on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES >to chores? > >> >Why did your Mom marry your dad? >1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. >2. She got too old to do anything else with him. >3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. > >> >Who's the boss at your house? >1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof >ball. >2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. >3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad > >> >What's the difference between Moms & dads? >1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work. >2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. >3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause >that's who you got to ask ifyou want to sleep over at your friend's. >4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. > >> >What does your Mom do in her spare time? >1. Mothers don't do spare time. >2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. > >> >What would it take to make your Mom perfect? >1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of >plastic surgery. >2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. > >> >If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be? >1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of >that. >2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did >it and not me. >3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of >her head. |
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| Author: | Tonya [ Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:51 pm ] |
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How cute is that!!!!! Thank you for the much needed smile!
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| Author: | Lynda [ Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:13 pm ] |
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Dear Tanya, I love it!!!!!!! Thank you so much for sharing that with us. I am made out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. LOL Hugs, Lynda |
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| Author: | Tanya [ Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:19 pm ] |
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2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. > >> Loved this one as well! Then again I loved them all! |
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| Author: | Barbara [ Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:05 pm ] |
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Tanya, I loved it!! I like "I'd like for her to get rid of those inviisible eyes in the back of her head" just to cute.Thanks for sharing that. Hugs, Barbara |
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